Parrots
Elderly lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify
their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there
advises her to watch them carefully and all would become
clear in time.
She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually
catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure
she doesn't get them mixed up again, she cuts out a ring
from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male
parrot's neck.
A while later, the local priests visits the old lady.
The male parrot takes one look at his collar, wolf
whistles, and says,
"I see she caught you at it, too."
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