Lord Of The Manor
The Lord of the manor returned from his grouse
hunt quite a bit earlier than expected. He entered
the master bedroom to change, and found her
Lady making passionate love to Sir Archibald
Carpley.
The irate Lord stood stiffly and loudly berated
his wife for her infidelity. With thunder in his voice,
he reminded her that he had taken her from a miserable
existence on a local run-down farm, given her a
fine home, provided her with servants, expensive
clothes and jewels, and almost anything she desired.
By this time the woman was crying inconsolably, his
Lordship then turned his wrath on his supposed friend:
"And as for you Reggie -- you might at least stop while
I'm talking!"
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